The Zombie Slingshot Hammer With Skull Ejector: You'll Shoot Your Eye Out In A Post-Apocalyptic Zombie Wasteland, Kid.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you a man who:

1) Has too much time on his hands
2) Is making the best possible use of that time
3) Has a funny accent and friggin' arms bigger than my waist*. 

If I could lift it, I would get me one of these.

 

 

* OK, bigger than my thigh**.

** FINE, bigger than my pasty, noodley arms. SHUT UP.