Clash Of The Titans 2010: Ray Harryhausen's Eyes Just Orgasmed

The second trailer for Clash Of The Titans just leaked and holy freakin' crap: I didn't think anyone would ever out-macho Harry Hamlin - after watching the 1981 original, I wore a white toga to school for a week and then couldn't get a date for a year because I was just that intimidating to the ladies - but Sam Worthington did it. He's from England, or Australia, or Rhode Island, but the point is they had to import someone to America to rock this as hard as Harry.

Liam Neeson releases the Kraken as an angry Zeus in this version. Between the Kraken, Pegasus, and the GIANT FUCKING SCORPIONS, the effects in this movie take Ray Harryhausen's play-doh and turn it into wondrous wrathful deadly flesh.

UPDATE: GAH! The trailer got pulled, so below is an artist representation. First Zeus was all "Mortals suck!" and he would have thrown down some of the lightning - WHOOSHCRASH! - except he didn't. Then we saw a glimpse of Pegasus and that rocked, and there was some dude with a sword and he was all "Mortals don't suck!" and he ran some places, jumped around and then was all "WTF!? GIANT GODDAMN FUCKING SCORPIONS!!1!" and that was pretty scary but then he saw a friggin' huge Kraken ready to eat Greece and shit it out on Italy. All this to the tune of some rockin' thrash metal. zOMG so good!

via www.firstshowing.net