An homage to the sociopathic snowman scenes from Calvin and Hobbes.
If lived someplace where it snowed, and if I ever stepped outside in said snow in said hypothetical place, these are the types of snowmen I would build. If I were capable of any sort of manual labor. Which I'm not.
Trivia note: At 2:50, you can see where she accidentally ingests the virus that will replicate wildly and eventually unleash the zombie apocalypse.
I've got friends in high places (@goodligations) remaking Rebecca Black videos in science labs. I love a good nerd-parody, especially when they make a dry subject relatable. More of these, please!
Are you sitting down? You should sit down.
I've got to tell you something, but I need you to remember: everything is going to be OK.
Take a deep breath.
Now take it easy. Remember when we lost Billy Piper? Remember? Remember how we never thought anything would be OK again? But it was, right? I mean sure, we had to get through Catherine Tate, but then we got that other one... the one I had to Google to find out her real name. Turns out it's Freema Agyeman. Who knew? She was awesome, right? And then she left and BLAM! Amy Pond made Billy Piper look like Kylie Minogue.
Anyway. Please, compose yourself before you leave your mom's basement. Wipe your eyes, and put on a fresh black t-shirt with an ironic phrase on it.
There ya go. That's my little soldier.
From Toppless Robot:
To those mystified and worried about Panthro's absence in the new ThunderCats cartoon... don't be. He'll show up in the ThunderCats' fourth episode, airing this Friday. Entertainment Weekly has a pretty great clip of Panthro's entrance.
I'd also like to add that anyone over the age of 12 who is mystified and worried about Panthro's absence in the new ThunderCats cartoon: you will never kiss a real girl. Best to face up to that now.
God knows I have.
Some may say we need more jobs, a fiscally responsible government, and to buy war bonds. I say we just need Anne Hathaway in something black and tight. So here, torn from the pages of the upcoming Batman movie (oh geez, bad metaphor - ignore it - keep reading!) is Ms. Hathaway in an outfit so black it makes my soul look clean by comparison, and so tight the poor circulation it is clearly making her lips swell.
Wow. This is going to suck.
The movie "... which also stars Idris Elba, Christopher Lambert and Ciarán Hinds as the Devil."
Sooooo... that's one guy I've never heard of, another I barely recognize, a third who hasn't done anything good since the first "Highlander" (we shall never speak of the sequels), and Nic Cage. That's like the sucky cherry atop a suck sundae with hot suck sauce.
Glamour.com - your go-to site for lessons on how to Photoshop female celebrities into mannequin-like caricatures of real women - say this about the new Daniel Craig movie:
"... if you’re looking to catch a flick this weekend with a beau or bestie, I’ve got a very fun suggestion for you.
Last night I attended a screening of Cowboys & Aliens. I’m a sucker for westerns (and cowboys in general) so I’ve been anxiously waiting this film’s released
Based on the feedback of the unPhotoshopped women in my life, the date-movie capacity of "Cowboys vs. Aliens" is directly tied to the amount of screen time dedicated to Daniel Craig having his shirt off, and also the assurance that Harrison Ford will keep his shirt on.
One of the major themes of Twilight is abstinence. Well, abstinance and the fact that sex is dangerous, babies will try to kill you from the inside, and you're better off (un)dead than pregnant. So it couldn't have been a surprise to find out that the director held off on showing the beast with two sparkely backs at Comic-Con:
“Once we decided that we didn’t want to show the wedding dress and once we decided we didn’t want to show her pregnant, we were limited to the honeymoon... Then the question was do we want to show the sex, which would have been crazy and great, but I thought we should hold back on that.”
Man, did they miss a casting opportunity here:
“When we meet Captain Haddock, he’s a chaotic, self-pitying shipwreck of a human being who has completely imploded... He’s basically softened and numbed the pain with alcohol. He’s a big drinker.”
Oh - never mind. He's not at all like Mel:
“The thing that’s really appealing about Haddock is that he’s very visceral,” Serkis said. “Underneath all that salt, his heart is 100% in the right place."
Also, Mel insisted on referring to Tintin as "Sugar Tins."
Superhero Hype claims that the Avenger's quinjet was included in this concept art of Scarlett Johansson as the Black Widow, but darned if I have found it yet, and I've been staring at the thing for hours now.
Also included were Hawkeye, Iron Man, Nick Fury, Captain America, Hulk, and Thor:
Although Katee Sackhoff failed to save her ailing goldfish, her tweet still succeeded in being the filthiest thing I've ever heard: "Me massaging my fish yesterday."
The disturbance in the force you felt was the disapointment of millions of fanboys who clicked through, only to find this: