This is unbelievable, unimaginable... basically any "un" linked with any synonym for "could possibly happen." Like sasquatch: if I didn't have photographic proof, I wouldn't believe it. Read this, and look at the headline and picture below.
Ex-Wife Dumps Entire Star Wars Collection In Alley
So let me get this straight: you expect me to belive that a guy who had a pickup truck full of Star Wars action figures (MINT IN BOX!) got to have sex with a real live girl?
No. Fucking. Way.