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Feb 12, 2011 10:30:41 AM
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Wolverine or two Batmen? Duh, that's clearly Batman from Timeline A kissing Batman from Timeline B goodbye in front of a setting sun.
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Wouldn't he have needed bullets in both ears? And wouldn't super hearing be able to hear around bullets? This is not funny because it's not true.
Posted by: Chris | 02/12/2011 at 11:05 AM
His super-hearing was temporarily distorted from the ringing in his super-ears from the bullet that got wedged in there. See? Completely plausible.
Posted by: oof! blam! argh! | 02/13/2011 at 06:38 PM